I apologize

I apologize to my thousands and thousands (re: couple) of readers for being so busy at work that I don't have anything insightful or thought-provoking to post.

Wait, who am I kidding? I've never posted anything insightful or thought-provoking.

Instead, please visit one of my favorite Craigslist posts of all-time.

It always passes the "makes me laugh out loud at work, thereby making me temporarily embarrassed" test.