One for the index finger...

The Lady Zerks have succeeded where so many teams have failed before: beating Wanna Buy A Duck in the Minneapolis Winter League finals. Apparently, all it took was all our women leaving for spring break tournaments and rotating in six women (mostly from Bait and CLX) not from our roster into the game. This unintenionally allowed us to avoid Duck's previously successful strategy of letting our less experienced women catch unders and then force no-dump. Call it an Asterisk Game if you will, but it's still a black mark on Duck's record.

Even though it makes me feel unclean, this title is going up on my wall of sports accomplishments including, but not limited to, 2003 High Tide Ultimate Champs, 2000 St. Olaf Intramural Volleyball Champs, and the Most Improved Player on Chippewa Falls Senior High's Varsity Men's Basketball team for 1999.