"Shaqapulco"

I'll be back to more Ultimate topics soon enough, although I won't be able to see Central Regionals this weekend.

I just wanted to let you all know that Shaq is quite possibly one of the funniest people alive. Via a Bill Simmons link, read Dan Le Batard's Miami Herald interview with Shaq. It includes such gems as:
"Last time I looked at a check, I said to myself, `Who the hell is FICA? And when I meet him, I'm going to punch him in the face. Oh my God, FICA is killing me.'"
-and-
"When I'm in my car, I know I need to go to Sharper Image and get the damn seat massage thing. I wiggle my way there and get the damn seat massage thing."
-and-
"I take them...to the five-room guest house that leads out to a 20-foot pool -- aka, Shaqapulco."